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Friday, September 16, 2005

The Largest Paintball Apple Pictures in Heaven

So I'm working at my computer one evening, a long time ago. I start getting the 'nods' and before I know it, my head is flopped against my chest and I'm kind of somewhere between dreamland and wide awake. This isn't unusual for me; I often find myself in this state while relaxing in front of the computer, after a hard day's work.

What is unusual however, is that sometimes in this state of floppy headed half sleeping, I hear people saying things to me. Usually it's just two or three word sentences like "There's Bill" or "That's the neighbor's cat". Quite often in this state, I will also hear people mention the names of other people. It's usually important people or celebrities.

Well, one time a person's voice popped into my head and said with great emphasis "The Largest Paintball Apple Pictures in Heaven!" I was so astounded, that I immediately awakened from my head-bobbing sloppiness and wrote down exactly what this voice had said. Then I had a good laugh, because, what a crazy thing to say! That very sentence "The Largest Paintball Apple Pictures in Heaven" is so profound on so many levels.

So that's my story. What should I do? I don't know. Lets see what happens next.